You can’t take your eyes off them

Item: Pram.
Description: Blue.
Location: Brown Street.

“Now where did little Leanne get too?” On Brown Street is where.

Make your own spork

Item: Fork.
Description: Steel.
Location: Fountain Street.

I’m pretty sure you can’t buy sporks in shops. So someone has ran over this fork to turn it into one. They just forgot to pick it back up.

Zola Bud's?

Item: Shoe.
Description: Black leather.
Location: Granby Row.

How do you lose a shoe? Surely it’s something you’d notice?

Embarrassing or not?

Item: White socks.
Description: Cotton.
Location:Oldham Street.

Exposed g-string I get.
Bra straps on a backless top I get.
Wearing white socks I don’t get.
So don’t be ashamed to come back for these. I’m on your side.

No time to lose

Item: Balloons.
Description: Red.
Location: Above.

Found floating over Manchester today. Can’t guarantee they’ll be there for much longer though.